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Handwriting analysis wouldn't work on me because when I was 12 I got an analysis book & tailored my handwriting to reveal what I want it to
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امروز داشتم تو حیاطمون راه می رفتم یه کی از بچه همسایه هامون یه دونه مورچه رو ورداشت پاشو کند بعد گذاشتش رو زمین بعد از 2 دقیقه تلف شد یه لحظه خدمو جای اون گذاشتم گفتم چه وحشتناک !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's not his fault he's an idiot, don't be a dick. It's not his fault he's an idiot, don't be a dick. It's not his fault he's an idiot...
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RT @PigeonJon: Turns out Pussy Riot are not actually a gang of Cats who set things on Fire. Very very upset about this. Too upset.
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RT @pattonoswalt: "Well, at least he's not blaming Lars. I guess that's progress." -- Dave Mustaine's weary, weary therapist
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@wilw you didn't turn around and give him a "don't be a dick" look?
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@BlackLab not if I wanna keep my job.
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Sometimes having roommates is like having children that other parents abandoned on my doorstep.
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Sometimes my supernerd friends have such poor social skills I wonder if we're even having the same conversation. My ADHD can't handle it.